Joe Blow is defined as a slang expression used to refer to just an average guy. An example of Joe Blow is your regular, ordinary next door neighbor. An average, ordinary man. A name used to refer to a man whose name is not known or whose typicalness is being emphasized. - yourdictionary.com

“Someone forgot the deadbolt on the fallout bunker lock, allowing these surf punk weirdos their first taste of sunshine in decades. Which way to The Ed Sullivan Show? We got some stars.” -Anthony Mehlhaff

The Joe Blows are a band consisting of three or four men. They have matching haircuts, similar complexions, and shop  at the same department store. Robotic movements, nervous energy, and slack jawed with a thousand yard stare that would make even Charles Manson uncomfortable. Don’t let their All-American quarterback, boyish good looks fool you, with song titles like Guillotine, Hippy Death Cult, and Stripper Covered in Bug Bites, there is definitely an unsavory element that most mothers would not approve of. They play average rock n roll music.

Their 7’’ EP Guillotine is being released on Sweatband Records. They have a track on Sweatband's NEON CORPSE PARADE VOL.1 vinyl compilation. They self released The Joe Blows Play Teen Party Favorites on streaming platforms in 2019. Their music has been featured in videos by Santa Cruz Skateboards and in ad campaign videos with skateboarder Christian Hosoi. They’re your new favorite ordinary, next door, everyman band.

FFO: The Mummies, The Spits, The Dead Kennedys, CRIME, Screaming Lord Sutch, Thee Cormans, The Dickies, Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs, The Weirdos, The Stitches, Misfits, etc.

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