ANNOUNCING THE DEBUT 33RPM 12” LP BY LOS ANGELES ART-SCHOOL WEIRDOS MELTED BODIES.

LIMITED FIRST PRESSING

100x 12” RECORDS ON MARBLED MEAT. (MEAT CLEANSE EDITION w/EXTRA STUFF)

200x 12” RECORDS ON MILKY CLEAR. (STANDARD EDITION)

CLICK HERE TO PRE-ORDER NOW!

***ALL MEAT CLEANSE MARBLED MEAT EDITIONS WILL ARRIVE WRAPPED IN BUTCHERS PAPER BOUND IN TWINE. THESE ARE HAND STAMPED, HAND NUMBERED X/100, SEALED WITH OFFICIAL ENJOY YOURSELF™ STICKERS, AND INCLUDE A MELTED BODIES CAR AIR FRESHENER! LOVINGLY PACKED AT THE MEAT MARKET FOR THE FINEST CONSUMERS ONLY.***

TRACKLIST:

SIDE A

1. eat cops

2. 99 scents

3. ad people

4. funny commercials (and the five week migraine)

5. club anxious

SIDE B

1. phone tumor

2. the abbot kinney pedophiles

3. helplessness

4. meat cleanse

About the artist:

“Melted Bodies creates music for people to propel their limitless potential. We aim to inspire a can-do attitude that’s relevant, relatable, safe, and accessible to everyone. Instead of breaking boundaries, let’s shatter them into a million mobile-friendly pieces, together.

These are all ideas and themes that we can leverage and take advantage of in the new media democracy. Autonomous social media helps drive peer to peer authentic engagements that can be tracked and measured to create augmented experiences which can then be leveraged to connect human truths. Our aim is to pander to the needs and wants of these global progressive influencers and pander we will.

fuck me. fuck you.”

-mb

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Sweatband Records Presents…

Wacko x Crimewave 5150 [SPLIT LP]

ULTRA LIMITED PRESSING OF 200 12” LPS IN TWO COLOR OPTIONS CLICK HERE TO PRE-ORDER NOW!

WACKO TRACK LIST:

1. Bite Back
2. Ol Dirty Leech
3. Tides of Shit
4. Cruelty. Manipulation. Meaninglessness.
5. Nazi Dumb Shit Death Rodeo
6. Human Fertilizer
7. 4 out of 4 Americans got me fucked up

CRIMEWAVE 5150 TRACK LIST:

1. We Buy Junk Hoes
2. Yippy 
3. No chorus shit 
4. PB17
5. Possible 
6. father figures
7. I'd agree

100x BLUE JAY.

100x BABY PINK.

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SWEATBAND RECORDS presents... 

NEON CORPSE PARADE Volume One - 12" Vinyl Record

LIMITED PRESSING OF 300 12” RECORDS ON COVID COLON PINK VINYL AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER NOW!

A compilation album featuring 19 tracks from 19 strange and nasty musical acts including: CUNTS, Major Entertainer, HEPA.titus, Prissy Whip, Melted Bodies, The MANX and more!

In March of 2020, when all shows and live music events started getting canceled and "re-scheduled", the burgeoning Los Angeles local music scene (along with all other music scenes worldwide) was cut down dead in its tracks. Fellow show promoters/photographers Anthony Mehlhaff and Cameron Acosta decided that they had to DO SOMETHING to keep the scene OOZING with nasty tunes and adorable camaraderie... It was decided that a most putrid and colorful compilation album should be set in motion. That's when they contacted SWEATBAND RECORDS to procure tracks from some of the most eclectic musical acts on the scene. What they ended up with was this sampler platter of the gross, the deranged, and the lovely.

50% of all profits from this compilation will be donated to Mutual Aid LA, a non-profit grassroots community initiative dedicated to organizing and redistributing supplies, services, emergency cash assistance, and additional resources to the Los Angeles community impacted by COVID-19.

Featuring cover art by Russell Taysom (who has worked with IDLES, KILLDREN, COLOSSAL SQUID and many others...)

TRACKLIST:

SIDE A

1. MAJOR ENTERTAINER - Magic Shadows

2. HURT HAWKS - God of The Gut

3. FUCKED FOREVER - Shit Puke Violence

4. CUNTS - The Nail

5. CANCER CHRIST - The Blood of Jesus

6. DUKE STAMINA - Gay Pac

7. PRISSY WHIP - Soul

8. MELTED BODIES - Five Week Migraine

9. THE GREAT SADNESS - Great Black Pig

10. THE JOE BLOWS - Stripper Covered In Bug Bites

SIDE B

11. TIGHT FRIGHT - Class Dagger

12. THE MANX - Quit Your Job

13. OORT SMOG - Visible Crack

14. EGG DROP SOUP - Toe Jam

15. THE FABULOUS DOWNEY BROTHERS - Digital Nothing

16. BUTTHOLE UNIVERSITY - Old Navy

17. GREENWITCH - From The Nothing

18. KEEN - Creation

19. HEPA.TITUS - Killer Jiggle

PLUS opening and closing statements by: DJ EMBRYONIC PETIT SAC

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WE’RE GEARING UP TO RELEASE THE DEBUT LP BY FLORIDA’S OWN DUKE STAMINA!

Jankysmooth.com was kind enough to premiere the lead single and music video for GAY PAC off the upcoming LP - head over and read the writeup + check out the video shot and animated Duke himself.

OUR LIMITED PRESSING OF 200 12” RECORDS ON TRANSLUCENT LEMONADE VINYL IS AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER NOW.

TRACKLIST:

1. Thanks (Feat. Future Duke)

2. Same Tho

3. The Beefcake Shake

4. That’s Gay

5. Sexual Cloacaning

6. Space Mike (Slam Jichael)

7. Gay Pac (Cockaveli)

8. Dabbed Out (Feat Ronin EarthClan)

9. SWOOS (Feat SWOOS)

We’ve partnered up with Three One G Records to bring DEAF CLUB’S outstanding 2019 release Contemporary Sickness to cassette with four BONUS REMIXES only physically available within these tapes.

Dubbed in DAY-GLO GREEN shells and limited to 200 copies.

Tapes are available in the shop NOW.

Includes the 5 song EP Contemporary Sickness - PLUS 4 new REMIXES by YAWNS, 304ANGSTROMS, BUBBLEGUM OCTOPUS, and DJ EMBRYONIC PETIT SAC.

Tracklist:

1. Boyfriends of Christ

2. Bright Side of Death

3. Lofi Mono Tombstone

4. Bounced Reality Check

5. Days Of Amusement Are Over

6. “Lo Fi Money Tomb$tone” YAWNS (GothBoiClique Remix)

7. “Days Of Amusement Are Game Over” – Bubblegum Octopus (NES Remix)

8. “Boyfriend ov Christ” – 304angstroms Psychick Satan Remix)

9. “Days Of Abusement Are Over” – DJ Embryonic petit SAC (Days Of Abusement Remix)

The Manx + Fartbarf LAZER LEMONS / SIMPLE PLANET 7" SPLIT SHIPMENT IS IN and these bad boys are selling like HOT LEMON SPACE CAKES. Get in there and order one safely from the comfort of your home for only TEN SMACKERS before they're gone! (That's $10 USD if you don't know what a smacker is.) The Troubadour record release show originally planned for April 18th is currently being rescheduled so why not have a little fun at home with this until the new date is announced?

Available to order right now, RIGHT HERE

xoxoxo
- SBR HQ

Let’s keep it going! We’ve been getting a ton of awesome submissions. Disgusting, slick, horrible “quality” or otherwise! THE PETIT SAC might end up vomiting his KRAB PACK all over your shit so get it in ASAP! WE WILL DEFINITELY USE WHATEVER YOU SEND US! Short snippets. Complete songs. Voice memos. Field recordings. ANYTHING! It’ll all be rolled up and schplicked through the grime maker... EVERYONE IS WELCOME TO SUBMIT... SEND ALL SUBMISSIONS TO: info@sweatbandrecords.com

Love,

SB HQ xoxo

JOIN THE CREW! EMAIL A SONIC FREAKOUT TO INFO@SWEATBANDRECORDS.COM TO BE INCLUDED ON OUR SPECIAL ROULETTE 12” TO COMMEMORATE OUR 50TH RELEASE!

xoxo- SB HQ

We’re currently cookin’ up something TASTY for your eyeballs, earholes, and wallets here at Sweatband HQ. Keep checking back with us to see how our new site grows. In the meantime, give us a follow/shout on social media at one of the links at the bottom of the page.

xoxo

- SBR HQ